The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.

having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

The moment good taste knows itself, some of its goodness is lost.

People have a hard time accepting anything that overwhelms them.

“Everyone has been made for some particular work, and the desire for that work has been put in every heart.”

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

I've exercised with women so thin, buzzards followed them to their cars.