I refuse to allow any man-made differences to separate me from any other human beings.

Its like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.

“The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us”

Plato is my friend — Aristotle is my friend — but my greatest friend is truth.

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.

In proportion therefore, as the repulsiveness of the work increases, the wage decreases.

Things are going to get unimaginably worse, and they are never, ever, going to get better