Hearts are not had as a gift but hearts are earned by those who are not entirely beautiful.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.
Modest doubt is called the beacon of the wise.
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
The greatest mistake I made was not to die in office.
One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do.
Exercise is bunk. if you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick you should not take it.
If a plant cannot live according to its nature, it dies; and so a man.
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
Fear is the foundation of most governments.
The unspeakable visions of the individual.
If you're old, don't try to change yourself, change your environment.
We prefer world law in the age of self-determination to world war in the age of mass extermination.
Wonder is the beginning of wisdom
If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliche that must have been left behind in the sixties, that's his problem. Love and peace are eternal
There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at.
The real test of good manners is to be able to put up with bad manners pleasantly.
Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks.
I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I'm funnier than a lot of people, I think, and that's appreciated by young people.
For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return.