“All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God.”

“A clever general, therefore, avoids an army when its spirit is keen, but attacks it when it is sluggish and inclined to return. This is the art of studying moods.”

“Sometimes I do get to places just when God’s ready to have somebody click the shutter.”

I can't change overnight into a serious literary author. You can't compare apples to oranges. William Faulkner was a great literary genius. I am not.

''Prisons are built with stones of law, brothels with bricks of religion.''

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

Let the human mind loose. It must be loose. It will be loose. Superstition and dogmatism cannot confine it.