Laugh now, cry later.
“Teams do not go physically flat, they go mentally stale.”
When one has not had a good father, one must create one.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Death doesn't really worry me that much, i'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens
We shall have no better conditions in the future if we are satisfied with all those which we have at present.
Its good to live alone than to live in a bad company.
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. the fearful are caught as often as the bold.
I bring you with reverent hands the books of my numberless dreams.
The first requirement of a statesman is that he be dull.
I will praise any man that will praise me.
Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence.
"He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light."
Twelve significant photographs in any one year is a good crop.
Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
“The best things in life are silly.”
“Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.”
You can never tell when a commercial space venture will suddenly become viable.
Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.
Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts
If there are bases on the moon, that would be the end of the moon as we know it.
To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.
Matrimonially speaking, a bridle for the tongue is better than a rein for the heart.